ORDERING
What payment methods do you take?
You can order Cursed Shirts with most major credit cards (Visa, Mastercard, AmEx, and Discover), along with PayPal and Cashapp. We also accept direct bank transfers, Amazon Pay, and annoymously mailed bags of blood.
Did you guys send a confirmation email?
Yeah, probably. Did you check your spam?
Do you have gifting options?
We do not offer any gifting options at this time.
Do you do gift cards?
Not currently.
Did my discount code just INCREASE the cost of my order?
Possibly. We sometimes offer 'EVIL' or 'CURSED' discount codes. These subtract a negative amount from the total. Because of how numbers work, it means you'll end up paying more. Using them is completely optional. It will not improve the quality of your products or experience at all; only make them more expensive.
SHIPPING
What shipping options do you offer?
We offer the choice between a standard ground rate and expedited. Because of vendor agreements, we can only offer a single shipping rate per order.
Do you offer international shipping?
Sometimes. Rate and availibility vary per country.
Do you offer shipping to military addresses?
Only if the prescence of cursed objects won't endanger national security.
How do I track my order?
You will receive a tracking number in your confirmation email. If not, please reach out via the 'contact' function.
CURSES
Are your shirts REALLY cursed?
Yes.
Just HOW cursed are your shirts?
Different collections are sorted by curse intensity, but sometimes a real zinger slips through there.
If I purchase a cursed shirt as a gift, who gets cursed?
Ideally everyone.